- Dining room. Tantalus is standing around.
- Tantalus: Wow. That was just really very strange. I'm glad they got ahold of me before they called my mother.
- André: What are you talking about?
- Dining room. Tantalus is standing around. André is walking out of the kitchen with a slice of pizza and a soda.
- Tantalus: That was the Akron Sheriff's Department, looking for someone to come identify my body. It seems they found my driver's license on the guy who tried to kill Dubya.
- André: What? But that makes no sense!
- Dining room. André is standing around with a slice of pizza and a soda.
- Tantalus: What do you mean?
- André: Well, I was just talking with Sergeant Bird, and she says the guy who took your wallet didn't shoot anybody at the rally.