Chris D Koeberle

[Chris's Head!]

Newer Still

Witness the Terrible Price of Crawling Chaos

Something New!

Don't even think of holding it against Chris if you have the courage to follow this link. That's not a threat - it's an actual 'I tried to warn you, but would you listen?' order. If you get offended at things you see on the web, click here instead. Oh. Unless you hate them. Which case click _here_. (None of this foolishness takes away from the fact that you might hate Chris forever if you follow the link in question.)

Bonus!

See what happens when you fail to heed warnings.

Someone Whined, So:

Chris has made another page that looks vaguely organised. Go there to miss all the entertaining stuff you could find here.

Origin

Chris is under the impression he was born in Ohio, tho' he's shaped absolutely nothing like it. He's lived in Dallas for 14 years, now, which is a long enough time to forget any birthplace, Chris is sure.

(2, 3)

Chris is currently attending The University of Texas at Dallas. He worked there briefly, in the MicroComputer Center. He is currently studying computer science, but he will soon run out of computer science courses and be forced to take general core courses and graduate. He now owns a QuickCam. View the obligatory dorky picture He spends too much time playing Amtgard, and has taken some photos there. Another thing which takes too much time is ADOM, a roguelike game. Get it here by FTP or HTTP. He was the maintainer of the WWW version of the alt.drinks.kool-aid FAQ and he does read Where the Buffalo Roam a lot, though. (And Hans Bjordahl wrote him an actual response to his cheesy fan mail, too!)

Badge of Shame

Chris accidentally wrote a piece of juvenile, angst-ridden poetry. Look at it and laugh. Similarly, Chris decided to start a Stupid URL Pyramid Scheme. Chris would undoubtedly go to Hell-O Operator, if anyone actually used the scheme. Finally, Chris explains 21 Ways Tequila is not Life.

Meanwhile.

This WWW page was set up mainly to spotlight a digitised xerox that Chris does not yet actually have. Unfortunately, _someone_ never actually gave him a copy. And now he's broken up with that someone. So it's not likely to show up here anytime soon. If you're really bummed about that, you can go explore Chris's Pets. Or you can go read a Fairy Tale written a long time ago by Chris. And if you're really bored, you can go read some funny stuff Chris has collected from Usenet.

Excitement!

The Fairy Tale is featured on The Ice Cream Church. Go There. Eat Ice Cream. Avoid Pork Swirl.

It's Rone's fault

Chris has been badgered into baring his CD Collection for all to see.

Speaking of Fault

Chris voted for Jared Ladish as Most Powerful Milwaukeean. That's just how cool Chris can be.

And of course

At last, Chris has become completely cheesy. Go read MORE Stuff He Wrote.

Work stopped on this page for the first time at 1:47 am EST Feb 12 1995. Chris Koeberle.

And By the Way.

Lest there be any misunderstanding, this home page is wholly finished. No work remains to be done on this home page. If you click on a link and it takes you nowhere, it's because the link doesn't like you. If you see something that looks like it should be a link, but it doesn't appear to do anything link-like, it's because you just aren't sexy enough for this home page. If this disclaimer seems to be the only thing on this home page, it's because the rest is written in invisible bits.

S'there.

These pages shouldn't do anything incredibly unhappy under any browser that behaves itself. For that matter, they even work under Mosaic, which doesn't.

In addition to all this, Noelle and Ronda are quite cool.