- Living Room. André is lying on the floor, reading the newspaper. A jar is lying on the couch next to a spoon.
- André: Or just chase the dog into the kitchen. That works.
- Kitchen. Tantalus is holding Kevin in the air. Kevin's snout is covered in peanut butter.
- André: Uh... So when you're done terrorizing Kevin, would you mind...
- Kitchen. Tantalus is standing around.
- Tantalus: Sure, I'll take you to look at more sad little beaters. You wanna give me a hand getting the peanut butter off the cushion?
- André: I scrubbed my blood out - it's your turn to put that showroom shine on our prizewinning couch.