Flail August 21, 2000

Flail

Tantalus' car. Tantalus is sitting in the driver's seat.
Tantalus: So. Where to?
André: Danal's!
Tantalus: Hmm. I always thought that was more a grocery store than a used car lot.

Tantalus' car. Tantalus is sitting in the driver's seat.
André: No, no... I'm meeting someone there. The ad said it was a "Sweet ride, new engine, many custom parts."
Tantalus: ..."Nothing good can come of this."

Danal's parking lot. A man with a half-buttoned shirt and a hairy chest is showing off his remarkable ride. It comes equipped with a nude female figurehead, a cheap shield holding cheap metal swords and a cheap metal flail mounted on the door, and hundreds of bottlecaps encrusting nearly every body panel.
Tantalus: Merciful mother of God! Is that it? Are those bottlecaps?
André: Shut up and get us the hell out of here, Tant!