Life is harsh. Your tequila shouldn't be.

At least, that's what Sauza wants you to believe. And here are 21 more ways life should be different from your tequila:

Some other things your tequila should not seek to emulate:

* - Submitted by Katie Sehorn, whose e-mail address is not sehornk@utdallas.edu.

I am enlightened.

Now, I want to give Chris a big hug.