Life is harsh. Your tequila shouldn't be.
At least, that's what
Sauza
wants you to believe. And here are 21 more ways
life should be different from your tequila:
- Life is cheap. Your tequila shouldn't be.
- Life is a game. Your tequila shouldn't be.
- Life is made by Milton Bradley. Your tequila shouldn't be.
- Life is short. Your tequila shouldn't be.
- Life is complicated. Your tequila shouldn't be.
- Life is like a bowl of cherries. Your tequila shouldn't be.
- Life is tough. Your tequila shouldn't be.
- Life is a mystery. Your tequila shouldn't be.
- Life is. Your tequila should not be.
- Life is a cereal. Your tequila shouldn't be.
- Life is a bitch. Your tequila shouldn't be.
- Life is now available with cinnamon flavour. Your tequila shouldn't be.
- Life is a miracle. Your tequila shouldn't be.
- Life is sacred. Your tequila shouldn't be.
- Life is a gift. Your tequila shouldn't be.
- Life is an abstract noun. Your tequila shouldn't be.
- Life is a four letter word. Your tequila shouldn't be.
- Life is warm and squishy. Your tequila shouldn't be.
- Life is a beautiful thing. Your tequila shouldn't be.
- Life is the greatest of God's creations. Your tequila shouldn't be.
- Life is a computer program. Your tequila shouldn't be.
- Life is easier when it's prepaid. Your tequila shouldn't be. *
Some other things your tequila should not seek to emulate:
- Mike is angry. Your tequila shouldn't be.
- Lfie is misspelled. Your tequila shouldn't be.
- LIFO is a stack. Your tequila shouldn't be.
- Lite is a beer. Your tequila shouldn't be.
- Lime is often used in tortillas. Your tequila shouldn't be.
* - Submitted by Katie Sehorn, whose e-mail address is not
sehornk@utdallas.edu.
I am enlightened.
Now, I want to give Chris a
big hug.