Mountain Dew, eh?

What's In That Stuff, Anyway?

Good God! Can that be any good for you?

Nutrition Facts
Serving Size  1 Can
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Amount per Serving
Calories  170
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               % Daily Value*
Total Fat 0g               0%
Sodium    70mg             3%
Total Carbohydrate 46g    15%
 Sugars 46g
Protein 0g
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*Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.

Yeah. So anyway. About Chris...