What happens when you fail to obey warnings.

So one day, someone happened upon Chris's site. They produced the following log entries:

[18/Sep/1997:00:00:52 -0400] "GET / HTTP/1.0" 200 4893
[18/Sep/1997:00:02:37 -0400] "GET /bunbun.html HTTP/1.0" 200 660
[18/Sep/1997:00:03:51 -0400] "GET /bun1.jpg HTTP/1.0" 200 65450
[18/Sep/1997:00:04:39 -0400] "GET /bun2.jpg HTTP/1.0" 200 36265

Wow. Someone actually looked at Chris's Page.

It gets better. They then sent this e-mail:

Date: Wed, 17 Sep 1997 23:11:12 -0500
To: kodiak@flail.com
Subject: YOU SICK FUCK...

What the hell is your problem?  That's the stupidest shit I've seen
anywhere!  You need an assbeating and I wouldn't mind giving it to you,
asshole!!!

It begins again.

But this time they took a longer time finding what they wanted.

[13/Dec/1997:14:56:32 -0500] "GET /pets.html HTTP/1.0" 200 2719 "http://netfind.aol.com/search.gw?lk=excite_netfind_us&c=web&start=0&showSummary=false&s=chihuahua%20pets"
[13/Dec/1997:14:58:51 -0500] "GET /garg3.jpg HTTP/1.0" 200 104120
[13/Dec/1997:14:59:11 -0500] "GET /line.gif HTTP/1.0" 200 1368
[13/Dec/1997:14:59:53 -0500] "GET /tequila.html HTTP/1.0" 200 2038
[13/Dec/1997:15:04:52 -0500] "GET / HTTP/1.0" 200 5156
[13/Dec/1997:15:05:08 -0500] "GET /d.html HTTP/1.0" 200 277
[13/Dec/1997:15:05:16 -0500] "GET /index.html HTTP/1.0" 200 5156
[13/Dec/1997:15:05:54 -0500] "GET /terrible.html HTTP/1.0" 200 410
[13/Dec/1997:15:07:08 -0500] "GET /bunbun.html HTTP/1.0" 200 727
[13/Dec/1997:15:07:24 -0500] "GET /bun1.jpg HTTP/1.0" 200 65450
[13/Dec/1997:15:07:50 -0500] "GET /bun2.jpg HTTP/1.0" 200 36265
[13/Dec/1997:15:09:47 -0500] "GET / HTTP/1.0" 200 5156
[13/Dec/1997:15:12:06 -0500] "GET /lame.html HTTP/1.0" 200 1626

As you may notice, they spent roughly 16 minutes, and happened upon my site initially in a quest for chihuahuas.

And then...

Date: Sat, 13 Dec 1997 15:09:42 EST
To: webmaster@flail.com
Subject: here

that part where the bunny was hung is un-called for and i have to admit that i
like your web site until i saw that.  i had been in your site for atleast 300
minutes but that picture was all it took to turn me off.

I see.

Yep. Now let's take a look at that bunny.

Oh. By the way.

In case anyone really _wouldn't_ mind giving Chris an assbeating, he can be reached by pager at (972)451-2646, and is generally pretty free on weekends. (Although, rilly, it would strengthen his assault case if you just took the information from 'whois flail.com' and hunted him for sport.)

Add me to this page!

Lame hatemail can still be sent to webmaster@flail.com. You would be a fool to think it might not be graded for content and relayed to the world.