Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@netcom.com (Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Ode on the Occasion of a Small Cat being Emasculated
Date: Tue, 14 Feb 1995 01:47:14 GMT

The small cat is a wok-sitting cat.
One leaves it unattended, and
upon return to the kitchen
finds it curled up on top of the stove.
One does not turn the gas on, but
merely removes it.
The small cat is a wok-sitting cat.

The large cat is a leg-kneading cat.
One is awakened at night 
With a curious feeling
As if one is being treated as a loaf of bread.
And the cat could be removed
But if so, it would just return.
The large cat is a leg-kneading cat.

The small cat is a burglar cat.
It removes objects
from their usual positions
be they wires, bolts, or jewelry.
Sometimes these materiel are found hidden
then again, more often they aren't.
The small cat is a burglar cat.

The large cat is a hit man cat.
Crickets, snails,
small mammals even
all murdered indiscriminately.
Their bodies torn apart and taken
back to the house people as trophies.
The large cat is a hit man cat.

-- 
"C'est un Nagra.  C'est suisse, et tres, tres precis."