From: "Mark L. Davies" <lnrdavml@reading.ac.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.make.things.fast
Subject: *** MAKE SANDWICHES FAST ***
Date: Fri, 2 Jun 1995 13:19:35 +0100


Like many other people, I always ignored these posts, but the other week, 
when I was down on my luck, I tried the information contained herein, and 
benefited enormously. Within days I had more cars than I knew what to do 
with, more women than money could buy, and was eating more healthily than 
ever before. All because I could make sandwiches fast.

*** READ ON, AND YOU TOO COULD BENEFIT FROM THIS AMAZING SCHEME ***

1. You should purchase * sliced * bread.
2. Buy * easy-to-spread * butter or margarine.
3. Obtain cheese * slices * and * sandwich pickle *.

Firstly take two slices of bread. Butter each with a knife (or the handle 
of a spoon if you are pushed for time). Place a slice of cheese on * one 
* piece of bread, spread some pickle over this (again, you can use either 
a knife or a spoon handle). Put the other slice of bread on top.

You now have a quickly prepared sandwich. You have a variety of options 
at this stage.

1. Eat it.
2. Wrap in cellophane, and put aside for later.
3. Give it to a friend as an original/unusual birthday present.
4. Throw it away (useful if you dislike cheese).

There you have it. Astonishing but true. See how easy it is!
I am currently marketing a video showing you in more detail how you can 
go about doing this. It only costs $19.95 - a small price to pay for the 
astounding change your lifestyle with obtain.

Regards,

Mark

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