From: spatula@gecko.concorde.com (tv's Spatch)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,rec.humor,talk.bizarre,junk
Subject: The joke
Date: 19 May 1995 19:33:31 -0400

So there's this class of kids and they're learning the alphabet and the teacher
says "Ok, so who knows a word that starts with A?" and Johnny raises his hand
and goes "Me! Me! Me!" and Susie raises her hand and the teachers says "Yes,
Susie?" and Susie goes "Apple."

The teacher goes "Great!  Who knows a word that starts with B?"  Johnny raises
his hand and goes "Me! Me! Me!" and Susie raises her hand and the teacher says
"Yes, Susie?" and Susie says "Balloon!"
 
The teacher says "Wonderful!  Can anyone think of a word that starts with C?" 
Johnny raises his hand and goes "Me! Me! Me!" and Susie raises her hand and the
teacher says "Yes, Susie?" and Susie says "Cat!"
 
The teacher says "That's good.  How about a word that begins with D?"  Johnny
raises his hand and goes "Me! Me! Me!" and Susie raises her hand and the
teacher says "Yes, Susie?" and Susie says "Doll!"
 
The teacher goes "Good!  Can anyone think of a word that starts with E?"
Johnny raises his hand and goes "Me! Me! Me!" and Susie raises her hand and
the teacher says "Yes, Susie?" and Susie says "Elephant!"
 
The teacher says "Correct!  Now, let's try F."  Johnny raises his hand and goes
"Me! Me! Me!" and Susie raises her hand and the teacher says "Yes, Susie?" and
Susie says "Fish!"
 
The teacher says "That's right!  How about a word that starts with G?"  Johnny
raises his hand and goes "Me! Me! Me!" and Susie raises her hand and the
teacher says "Yes, Susie?" and Susie says "Grape!"
 
The teacher says "Correct!  Who can think of a word that starts with H?" Johnny
raises his hand and goes "Me! Me! Me!" and Susie raises her hand and the
teacher says "Yes, Susie?" and Susie says "Horse!"
 
The teacher says "Very good!  Now, how about a word that starts with I?"
Johnny raises his hand and says "Me! Me! Me!" and Susie raises her hand and the
teacher says "Yes, Susie?" and Susie says "Ice cream!"
 
The teacher says "Wonderful!  Who knows a word that starts with J?"  Johnny
raises his hand and says "Me! Me! Me!" and Susie raises her hand and the
teacher says "Yes, Susie?" and Susie says "Jack-in-the-box!"
 
The teacher says "That's right!  Now, who can tell me a word that begins with
K?"  Johnny raises his hand and says "Me! Me! Me!" and Susie raises her hand
and the teacher says "Yes, Susie?" and Susie says "Ketchup!"
 
The teacher says "Great!  How about a word that starts with L?"  Johnny raises
his hand and says "Me! Me! Me!" and Susie raises her hand and the teacher says
"Yes, Susie?" and Susie says "Lemonade!"
 
The teacher goes "Very good!  Who can think of a word that starts with M?"
Johnny raises his hand and goes "Me! Me! Me!" and Susie raises her hand and the
teacher says "Yes, Susie?" and Susie says "Marble!"
 
The teacher says "That's correct!  How about a word that starts with N?"
Johnny raises his hand and goes "Me! Me! Me!" and Susie raises her hand and the
teacher says "Yes, Susie?" and Susie says "Nickel!"
 
The teacher says "Uh huh!  Now, what about a word that starts with O?"  Johnny
raises his hand and goes "Me! Me! Me!" and Susie raises her hand and the
teacher says "Yes, Susie?" and Susie says "Orange!"
 
The teacher says "Right!  Who knows a word that starts with P?"  Johnny raises
his hand and says "Me! Me! Me!" and Susie raises her hand and the teacher says
"Yes, Susie?" and Susie says "Paper!"
 
The teacher says "Of course!  What about a word that starts with Q?"  Johnny
raises his hand and says "Me! Me! Me!" and Susie raises her hand and the
teacher says "Yes, Susie?" and Susie says "Quiet!"
 
The teacher says "Wonderful!  Who can think of a word that begins with R?"
Johnny raises his hand and says "Me! Me! Me!" and Susie raises her hand and the
teacher says "All right, Johnny, what word do you know that begins with R?"
And Johnny says
 
        "RATS!!  BIG FUCKING RATS WITH TEETH AND DISEASES AND SHIT!!"

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