From: conway@bdt.com (Andrew John Conway)
Newsgroups: rec.juggling
Subject: Re: How do Chickens Balance? (Was Dead Chickens...)
Organization: None Whatsoever

In article <3kkd8l$88k@dns1.seattleu.edu>,
Robert Maine <maine@seattleu.edu> wrote in a thread about
chickens running around with their heads cut off:

>Really big feet in relation to the size of their bodies, and a
>relatively low center of gravity. People no, clowns maybe.

OK, now I have this image of a bunch of clowns running around after their
heads are cut off. That should go down big if Barnum was right about the
taste and sophistication American public. Time for a list.

Ten amazingly tasteless circus acts we'd like to see:

1) Decapitated clowns.
2) The human crash dummy.
3) The tattooed water buffalo
4) Chainsaw swallowing.
5) The Human Cannonball meets the Wall of Death.
6) Feeding the mime... to the lions.
7) Low altitude bungee jumping.
8) Dead baby juggling.
9) Impact contorsionism.
10) Live nude babes wrestling in fresh elephant dung.

Andrew                                  conway@bdt.com
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