From: page@clydesdale.cs.odu.edu (d.)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Conversation 5: Kludge's Request
Date: 5 Dec 1993 18:20:58 GMT


"That's one fat ugly lazy cat.  That's the dumbest cat I've ever seen!"

"She's a smart cat."

"She's an it.  IT doesn't even do the things cats should do!"

"She sleeps, eats, and purrs.  Whatever else would you want?"

"It doesn't catch mice."

"She caught a mouse last week!"

"IT didn't catch the mouse, it SAT on the mouse!  Doesn't even have
the brains enough to kill it or eat it."

"Maybe her feet were cold."




d.



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