From: Deb.West@launchpad.unc.edu (West) Newsgroups: alt.best.of.internet,alt.beer Subject: Re: ABOI: Repost: Tee-Shirt Morality (Jesus vs. Beer) Date: 17 Mar 1994 04:38:58 GMT I picked this up on alt.atheism.satire. I want one of these t-shirts...Especially in alt.beer, note that unless you change the Follow-up To line any follow-ups will bounce back to alt.atheism.satire. You have been warned. :) In article <2lq97d$738@news.tamu.edu>, Brett G. Lemoine wrote: >In article , >John Vamossy wrote: >> >>> Many of the members of our student group wear a t-shirt >>>frequently listing the "Top Ten Reasons Beer Is Better Than Jesus" >> >> Now you've got me curious! You can't just leave us hanging like that! >>List the reasons! This sounds like it could be good! > > Top Ten Reasons > Beer Is Better Than Jesus > >10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer. > > 9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex. > > 8. Beer has never caused a major war. > > 7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't > think for themselves. > > 6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on > peoples' doors trying to give it away. > > 5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, > hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer. > > 4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a > second Beer. > > 3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie > to you. > > 2. You can prove you have a Beer. > > 1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are > groups to help you stop. > >(c) 1994 - Agnostic & Atheist Student Group >-- >}-IvArch->---------------------------Brett G. Lemoine---------------------> >}-Texas A&M University---------------Internet: blemoine@atheist.tamu.edu--> >}-- President - Agnostic & Atheist Student Group - Texas A&M University --> >}-------------------I never speak for anyone but myself-------------------> -- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ \ The above does not represent OIT, UNC-CH, laUNChpad, or its other users. / ------------------------------------------------------------------------