From: neil@essex.ac.uk (Neil Dewhurst)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Questions
Date: 31 May 1995 13:14:55 GMT

Is it large?

- No.

Is it large enough?

- Yes.

Is it friendly?

- Yes. It will sleep with you by default.

Is it friable?

- Yes.

Is it fryable?

- No.

Can it run fast?

- No.

Is it symmetrical?

- Not in any visible dimension.

Is it found underwater?

- I suppose you could place it underwater, then look for it.

Is it useful?

- Be more specific.

Is it useful to people under five feet in height?

- No.

Do women admire it?

- Yes.

Does it have a Home Page?

- it prefers to remain obscure.

Is it green?

- No. Were you thinking of rusty copper? We had that one last time.

Is it bad news for lizards?

- No. Were you thinking of the evolution of warm-blooded animals? We had that
  one last time, too.

Is it a llama?

- No.

Is it two llamas?

- No. You're barking up the wrong tree.

Does it bark up trees?

- No.

Is it a small potato?

- No.

Is it a big cheese?

- No. Last question.

Is it a moon rock?

[ Pause ]

- I wish I knew how you do that.

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Neil Dewhurst             University of Essex               neil@essex.ac.uk