What happens when you fail to obey warnings.

So one day, someone happened upon Chris's site. They produced the following log entries:

[18/Sep/1997:00:00:52 -0400] "GET / HTTP/1.0" 200 4893
[18/Sep/1997:00:02:37 -0400] "GET /bunbun.html HTTP/1.0" 200 660
[18/Sep/1997:00:03:51 -0400] "GET /bun1.jpg HTTP/1.0" 200 65450
[18/Sep/1997:00:04:39 -0400] "GET /bun2.jpg HTTP/1.0" 200 36265

Wow. Someone actually looked at Chris's Page.

It gets better. They then sent this e-mail:

Date: Wed, 17 Sep 1997 23:11:12 -0500
To: kodiak@flail.com
Subject: YOU SICK FUCK...

What the hell is your problem?  That's the stupidest shit I've seen
anywhere!  You need an assbeating and I wouldn't mind giving it to you,
asshole!!!

It begins again.

But this time they took a longer time finding what they wanted.

[13/Dec/1997:14:56:32 -0500] "GET /pets.html HTTP/1.0" 200 2719 "http://netfind.aol.com/search.gw?lk=excite_netfind_us&c=web&start=0&showSummary=false&s=chihuahua%20pets"
[13/Dec/1997:14:58:51 -0500] "GET /garg3.jpg HTTP/1.0" 200 104120
[13/Dec/1997:14:59:11 -0500] "GET /line.gif HTTP/1.0" 200 1368
[13/Dec/1997:14:59:53 -0500] "GET /tequila.html HTTP/1.0" 200 2038
[13/Dec/1997:15:04:52 -0500] "GET / HTTP/1.0" 200 5156
[13/Dec/1997:15:05:08 -0500] "GET /d.html HTTP/1.0" 200 277
[13/Dec/1997:15:05:16 -0500] "GET /index.html HTTP/1.0" 200 5156
[13/Dec/1997:15:05:54 -0500] "GET /terrible.html HTTP/1.0" 200 410
[13/Dec/1997:15:07:08 -0500] "GET /bunbun.html HTTP/1.0" 200 727
[13/Dec/1997:15:07:24 -0500] "GET /bun1.jpg HTTP/1.0" 200 65450
[13/Dec/1997:15:07:50 -0500] "GET /bun2.jpg HTTP/1.0" 200 36265
[13/Dec/1997:15:09:47 -0500] "GET / HTTP/1.0" 200 5156
[13/Dec/1997:15:12:06 -0500] "GET /lame.html HTTP/1.0" 200 1626

As you may notice, they spent roughly 16 minutes, and happened upon my site initially in a quest for chihuahuas.

And then...

Date: Sat, 13 Dec 1997 15:09:42 EST
To: webmaster@flail.com
Subject: here

that part where the bunny was hung is un-called for and i have to admit that i
like your web site until i saw that.  i had been in your site for atleast 300
minutes but that picture was all it took to turn me off.

I see.

Yep. Now let's take a look at that bunny.

Add me to this page!

Lame hatemail can still be sent to webmaster@flail.com. You would be a fool to think it might not be graded for content and relayed to the world.